The recent cultural trend of cosmetic rejuvenation has been bantered about in the press, around the water cooler and between beers. I personally find myself on the side of the more the better. Here's my simple logic. Ugliness needs to be purged. Why discourage improvement for the human eyesores. The world is ugly enough without all the scary uprights making it worse. And if self control loses to guttony and subsequent rotundness then let the liposuction technology clean the mess up. If inbreeding played a cruel joke on Darrell's sister then let technology fix it and save them from the glaring and mutant jokes. If Auntie Claudette tobacco induced winkles wins first prize at the Chinese chow show then tighten them up. If Uncle Matt's butt droops worse than Aunt Millie's boops then give both a lift. We need to keep the beautiful in "America the Beautiful". Sag and droop needs to be banished. If we could only find a scapel that could fix ugly personalities.
Pass the mirror I need to look at my wonderfulness.
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