Would you purchase a house from a realtor that had their greater than lifesize face shot plastered on their foresale realty sign? Me neither. How about an insurance policy from a State Farm agent with their powdered nose on an oversized billboard? Nope, nada, no f'ing way. Then the ambulance chasing foursome of Gorge, Rape, Pillage and Pilfer, LLP peddling their legal wares to skewer your insurance company and causing all our premium rates to inflate. What arrogant idiots. Car dealership owners are some of the worse and ugliest. Why would I do business with a billboard droll for buying a car. We have the internet for squeezing the sleeze bags out of their high profits and fake invoice pricing. The south has the billboard preachers with their glistening combovers. Soul savers making themselves bigger than the originating prophets.
Now the Victoria Secrets' gals parading around in their just barely underwear selling their corporate products is for certain pleasant eye candy. We ain't looking at their faces anyway so it doesn't really count.
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