basketbrawl, bring it on

I believe my ideas are starting to catch on in pro sports. A major brawl took place at an inconsequential NBA game yesterday. Inconsequential because who really cares about mutated giant humanoid tattoed freaks running up and down a hardwood court lobing a beach ball into a netted hoop. Remember this is mutation entertainment with the same viewer appeal as web porn surfing. But this incident has my attention for a fleeting moment. There apparently was some real fist-in-your-face fan-player interaction. A few liquid ladened cups thrown onto the court followed by a few players charging into the stands. Now that is getting the crowd into the game. I think they maybe onto something here. Why not make the game interactive between the players on the court and the fans in the stands other than the usual verbal abuse going each way. Hearing "I'm doing your grandmomma" gets a bit boring after awhile. Besides everyone's done your grandmomma and she ain't that good. Certainly would increase viewer appeal. I might even tune in for a few minutes. Why should the physical part of the GAME be limited to the human mutations and a trip or two to the urinal in the men's room. Get everyone into the game. Bring it on.

Of course, the usually OMG's from the league officials, owners and new born evangelists. "This will ruin the game." "This can't be tolerated." "Evict the barbarians." "Throw the hoodlums into the Bubba bin." "Check testosterone levels at the gate." "10 beer limit." Idiots crying in public but snickering at the board meetings.

I gotta go git me a beer. I need to throw somethng.