as defined by I would gladly die of a slow and agonizing starvation than even think about putting any of these monkey shits in my mouth. I only list the foods that I have actually tried and/or been offered. There are many others I have not tried but know I wouldn't like them just by looking, touching, smelling or just plain knowing. For example: pig nads.
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| tapioca pudding. |
It looks like the result of a gag gone too far.
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| salmon pea wiggle. |
I can still taste the crunchy bones.
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| cow belly, aka tripe. |
The smell alone is worst than 3 day old road kill.
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| boiled cabbage. |
See cow belly comment.
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| white chocolate. |
Ok, this is weak dislike. In a pinch I could down the stuff. But chocolate is not supposed to be anything other than some shade of BROWN.
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| marshmallow ice cream. |
A very bad combination.
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| roasted duck. |
My Grandfather used to tell me that the only way to cook a duck is to boil a large pot of water, throw in the duck and an old leather boot and let simmer for 24 hours. Then throw the duck away and chew on the boot.
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| dandy lion greens. |
Hell, even cows won't touch this weed green.
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| lumpy gravy. |
See tapioca pudding comment.
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| salt pork. |
Fried fat is not made to be eaten.
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