if i were dictator for a day i would

• declare "Wild Thing" the US national anthem

wild thing by the Troggs

• put a $10,000 useage fee on all bullets



deficit reduction



• appoint Honey Boo Boo as ambassodor to the middle east

• proclaim corn hole toss the national pass time - they have their own governing association ACA



Moonshiners Version



• add chocolate to the food pyramid



FDA approved.



• institute a "get silly" national holiday (not to be confused with president's day)

• make puppy breath the national smell

• take a nap