Tuesday, April 04, 2006

It just makes you scratch your head and shout WTF!

- Why do car driving smokers crack the window while smoking?
- Why do people order the fat dripping kalbasa and supersize fries with a diet coke?
- Why do baldies do an ear-to-ear comb over with 9 12" hairs?
- Why are men with man-boobs not arrested for indecent exposure for going topless in public?
- Why are women without boobs arrested for decent exposure for going topless in public?
- Why doesn't the men's room have a sofa?
- How come men don't get to have a time of the month?
- Why would anyone willingly eat boiled cabbage?
- How come teenagers are so smart?
- Why do women who dress to the nines become offended if they are hit on?
- Why do men who dress to the nines become offended if they aren't hit on?
- Why do teenage boys dress like street alley beggars with more underwear than common sense?
- Why does our government subsidize tobacco and alchol and outlaw all other feel good drugs?
- Why are the income tax laws so complex they require a CPA and three Philadelphia tax attorneys to have an 80% chance of getting the 1040EZ form approved without an IRS audit?
- Why are there over 1,000,000 lawyers in the US and only 2,000,000 engineers?
- Why does our right to bear arms exclude surface-to-air missiles, rocket launchers, and Apache attack helicopters?
- Why does our right to bear arms include assault rifles, mace, and M50 rifles?
- Why do $100,000 RV's tow a second vehicle?
- Why would someone with nail bed fungus take a cure that puts their liver in jeopardy?
- Why is there a golf channel?

1 comment:

Jennifer said...

I have an answer to your diet coke question. The reason I have to order a diet coke is because I cannot have the sugar. It's not for "diet" reasons. Sometimes I just don't feel like drinking water and I'll have a bad episode of RHG (reactive hypoglycemia) if I have a regular soft drink that contains sugar.