- declare "Wild Thing" the US national anthem
wild thing by the Troggs
- put a $10,000 useage fee on all bullets
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| deficit reduction |
- appoint Honey Boo Boo as ambassodor to the middle east
- proclaim corn hole toss the national pass time - they have their own governing association ACA
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| Moonshiners Version |
- add chocolate to the food pyramid
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| FDA approved. |
- institute a "get silly" national holiday (not to be confused with president's day)
- make puppy breath the national smell
- take a nap
