Friday, December 18, 2009
Let the season begin!!
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Sunday, December 06, 2009
Monday, November 30, 2009
Cow barn.
A mix of Jeseys, Holsteins, Guerneys, Ayrshires.............
Note the AM radio halfway down the left main beam. This was on all the time. The cows were calmed by it and the early morning news was always welcomed by the milking team - Austin and the hired hand at the time. Don Mullally was the local am DJ and worked the radio for many years. I had the privilege of meeting and knowing Don. His son and I were on the same wrestling team.
Blue Boy the cow dog is looking for a morsel. Dogs are for sure ominivores. Nothing, I mean nothing is off limits. Mouth-to-mouth contact was not advised for him or any other dog that I've known. Blue Boy was a bordie collie and was probably only a year or 2 old at this time. This canine knew and loved cows. They thought otherwise.
The gutters behind the cows were used to collect the manure which on a daily farm is everpresent. A producing cow would easily dump 50 lbs of floor spatter a day. These gutters were cleaned by hand - daily in the winter. The steel rail running along the ceiling cross beams was for the gutter carrier which rolled along the rail and was loaded by hand. Once full it was pushed to the end of the barn, out the back doors and dumped into the manure spreader parked outside just beyond the barn doors. One cleaning would fill it. In the summer the manure spreader was pulled and spread by tractor. Of course, this is somewhat moot because in the summer the cows spent most of their time in the pasture and gutter cleaning was infrequent. In the winter the spreader was a flat wagon on skids pulled by horses and spread by hand.
The hay was stored in the hay mows on the second story of the barn, hence the large ceiling beams. The hay bales would be thrown down holes in the ceiling and fed to the cows. The other winter roughage feed was silage - chopped spring grass and fall corn. This was pitched out of the silo next to the barn. In the very cold months it was partially frozen and made for some frigging digging.
The de Laval milking machines were run off a cycling vacuum line. After each cow was milked the milking machine pail would be dumped into another pail that was then hand carried to the milkhouse tank at the other end of the barn. Each cow would normally be hand stripped to get the last pint or 2 of milk. This herd would take about an hour to milk with 2 machines.
This was mid '60's dairy farming. Hand and back work was involved in most all operations. Every dairy farmer that I knew had poyeye hands and forearms and a grip that could choke the life out of a fresh hickory stick. Hand calluses were tougher than 10 grit sandpaper. Obese farmers were a rarity.
Today's open pens and automated milking parlors with computerized self-feeders are hugh productivity improvements and work savers. But is today's dairyman tired at the end of the day and can they recall the names of each cow and production stats? I doubt it.
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Sugar House
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Tom
Monday, November 16, 2009
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Summers of '68, '69, '70
Paul Nelson was an educated engineer who graduated from Worcester Polytech but returned to his native land to farm. I worked there during three summers while I was in high school. Up at 5am for the morning milking and supper at 6pm after the pm milking and full day in between. There were around 100 milking Jersey cows with dozens of heifers and a young bull. The only other animals were the barn cats, 2 oversized house cats and a cow dog. No pigs, horses, ducks, chickens.... commonly found on other dairy farms in the area.
The motor pool consisted of a John Deere 70, 520 and 2020 and JD dozer. There was also a 1 ton farm truck with a floor mounted stick shift. A sweet drive to a teenager who had been driving farm trucks since he could barely reach the pedals but didn't get his license until he was a senior in high school - I have no idea why.
Paul had a full time farm hand, Arnold. He had been there many years and lived in a spare bedroom in the main house. He had a speech impediment and was difficult to understand until you had worked with him for awhile. I was able to decifer him after a short time and we got along well together. Arnold always had a pipe in his mouth. He was great help but would not have done very well off the farm. In fact, he had an old car which I don't believe had been used in years. I never recall him leaving the farm.
Paul's wife, Elinor, was originally from Worcester and didn't drive. She tended the house and prepared the meals. She and Paul made a weekly shopping trip to town. I don't think she felt very at home on the farm. Their 2 sons and daughter and respective families would occasionally visit but otherwise it seemed like a very quiet existence for her. She passed away in 1977 a few years after my last summer there. I believe from cancer. Paul lived almost another 30 years.
During the Christmas break of my freshman year in college I worked at the farm. It was the week in winter hell. A day or so into the break a major ice storm hit the area and took out the power. The milking machines needed power to work and hence the problem. Three of us spent at least 3 full milkings doing it the old fashioned way - by hand. Only a hardcore dairy farmer would appreciate the scale of this. And all the cows were Jerseys. Many Jerseys have small sized teats meaning you have to use the 2 finger method versus the full hand method. After a 5 or 6 cows hand cramps set in. And the cows are not used to hand milking and are reluctant to let their milk down. We milked pretty much around the clock for 36 hours. Of course, mastitis set in - utter infection. The power finally returned and after a few days things were back to normal. Paul drove to the local John Deere dealership a couple of days later and had a backup generator installed. That was the last time I worked on the farm - not because of the the ice storm but a new job was in the waiting that next summer.
After Paul's wife died he sold the farm to his son. The son built another house on the property and sold at least one lot at the "scenic overview" from where the above scenic picture was taken from. A house sits there now. Since then the farm has changed hands again at least once. A large manure capture pit sits in front of the main barn. The scenic view so well captured in the calender picture hasn't been available for many years and will never be again.
Austin and Paul vacationed in California in 1978 and stayed with us for a week in Simi Valley. We let them use our car to explore the area. Paul lived into his late '90's and passed away just a couple of years ago after spending a few years in a nursing home.
My three summers there were a bit sterile and very monastic. Every 3 weeks I'd get Sunday off to go home for the day. The work was hard, long and routine. Basically work all day, 3 squares and sleep. Pretty boring for a teenager. It certainly didn't help my social agilities or enhance my then myopic world and social view. Paul subscribed to Time magazine and I spent the noon breaks devouring them cover to cover. The work did make and keep me physically fit and my high school wrestling prowess was greatly helped. My first summer's pay was $30 per week and progressed to $60 per week my last summer - about 75 cents an hour. I did get lots of tractor time. Those were the first paychecks that paid into social security.
I admired Paul's approach to farming. It was very business like with incremental expansion. However, I always felt he would have enjoyed being an engineer more and would have been very good at it. Elinor would definitely found that more to her liking.
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Irony
The Summers of '66 and '67.
We lived 2 miles up Joe's Brook Road that meandered along the brook. At 9 am every morning I would ride my bike to the farm and we'd spend the day haying, splitting wood, fixing the old Chevy truck and whenever it rained we'd go fishing. Russell loved to fly fish. So did I, almost as much as not working.
I learned a lot those two summers. How to split wood with an axe. No it's not the mighty swing. The trick is a quick but subtle twist of the wrist just as the axe hits the round. It still amazes me how effective this is.
He had an old Chevy pickup. I have no idea of the vintage but it was old. I learned how to drive an on the floor stick shift that first summer. I've heard this truck was still on the farm as recent as a couple of years ago. Russell and Mable sold the farm back in the 70's to his nephew who only recently sold it.
His river meadow was on the other side of Joe's Brook and he used a temporary bridge to access the field with his tractors and haying equipment. We would spend a day putting it up early in the summer. I learned that the fun part of a project that seemed impossible for an old geezer and "more brawn than brain" kid was in figuring out ways to getting the nearly impossible done. We would float the two large main timbers in the water to the earth abutments and use levers, ropes and two tractors to work them into place. Russell never cussed, but I did - under my breath.
I also experienced one of my almost didn't make it out of pre-adolescence moves. There was a small hay field tucked back on a hill away from the main buildings. One of his tractors was an old Farmall Cub that we used for raking the hay. One mid morning I was raking this field and was doing stupid stuff. I was circling the field with the rake in tow and was climbing the back hill in 3rd gear. I already knew that I would have to shift but also knew I was the master shifter. I mean I had been driving tractors since I had become as tall as July high corn. Not this morning. I was almost at the top and the tractor started lugging down and it was time to shift. I pushed in the clutch and the tractor immediately started rolling backwards. I pressed the brakes (brakes on these old tractors are friction with no hydraulic assist so leg force is all there is) but they were useless. The tractor was picking up speed and the woods were approaching fast. I instinctively released the clutch as a last measure and fortunately it was still in 3rd gear. But the nose of the tractor instantly reared up and came within a heart beat of somersaulting over backwards. It would have left me as a messy grease spot on the field. It recovered just before we slammed into the woods. I got the thing stopped and realized my heart was running at red-line and probably pee'ed myself. I have respected Vermont hills from that day on. I still, however, miss clutch every now and then.
I made $20 a week and got to chow on Mabel's Vermont hot dinners. A working man's dinner in the 60's in Vermont on the farm was served at noon with a short nap afterwards.
I would have worked there for free.
Monday, November 09, 2009
Sunday, November 08, 2009
Thursday, November 05, 2009
Faux Fur
Some history. When I was 14 I worked at a neighbor's farm on weekends and after school. This farm had 25 - 30 milking cows, a couple of Arabian show horses and an acre of outdoor penned mink. My pay for a 6am to 9pm weekend workday was $4 with meals. My skilled labor (I could milk the cows, handle the horses and run all the equipment including the John Deere B with the hand clutch.....) was worth 27 cents an hour in 1967. But I digress.
I worked there from Sept to May and experienced pretty much the full mink pelting cycle. In the fall the mink were heavily fed with fatty protein to fatten and shine them up. Feed was also processed and stockpiled for the winter months. Horse meat was the main ingredient. Surrounding famers and horse owners would leave their nags and we would "process" them. This consisted of a 410 slug to the forehead, a day of gutting, skinning, quartering and grinding the carcass. This was then mixed with a grain into a slurry and frozen into chunks of future mink feed. More on this part of my childhood in another posting.
Mid winter was pelting time. This process included killing, pelting and storing the pelts. I was one of a kill team of two. The other was a kid 2 years younger than me. One of us would reach into a mink pen with a mitted protected hand and grab the mink by the back of the neck and turn it over so its belly was exposed. The other would drive the needle of a steel syringe into its heart and inject a dose of strychnine. The mink would be dead nearly instantly, unless the needle missed the heart. Then the death might take minutes if we didn't drop it from the mad frenzy. Think OSHA would have approved?
The next step was the pelting which was done by a husband/wife team hired for this occasion and done in the basement of the farmer's house. These two were also the parents of my kill team partner. They would cut the hide of the mink at the neck and feet lines and then pull it back over the body of the mink in whole so it was completely inside out. It would then be stretched over a mink board for scraping and then drying and cold storing. The skinless carcass would be thrown into a pile with the others and hauled off to a back field and dumped. The smell of the dead carcasses and wet hides I'm sure still lingers.
Early spring was breeding time. The choice mink were spared from the pelting process and used for breeding stock. This was fun time for all. The males would be placed into a pen with a female and they would do nature's willy wag for hours on end. Each day the males would be moved to another pen until all the females were eventually covered. Little did they know that the deadly cycle was on repeat.
Why do I share this ugly history, especially with detail that would make most cringe including me? Anyone who wears or would even tolerate an animal fur item needs to understand the process by which these items are produced. When one is 14 and the extent of their world has been limited to a 50 mile radius of geography and culture then their viewpoint is extremely myopic. At the time it was just part of someone's business in the back hills of northen Vermont. Only after years of seeing a larger view of the world and gaining a better understanding of nature does one understand that this was so wrong on so many levels.
Back to the magazine. I was about to go ballistic when I noticed in the upper right corner the word "faux". A faux pax may have been in the making or perhaps not. Doesn't a faus somehow validate or at least acknowledge at some level the real thing?
That summer I took another job at a different farm that only had dairy cows but a 100 of them. And I got a raise to 36 cents an hour with room and board.
Tuesday, November 03, 2009
Sunday, October 04, 2009
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Butter and Bullets
I digress. That's a lotta freeking bullets!!
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Cider Time
Monday, September 07, 2009
A time gone by.
Friday, August 28, 2009
Monday, August 24, 2009
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Friday, August 21, 2009
Observations from the Banks
Friday, August 14, 2009
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
OBX
Sunday, August 02, 2009
2 score minus 5
- 4 states, 2 apartments, 2 trailers, 4 houses, 1 barn
- 2 cross countries
- 3 businesses
- 4 recessions
- death of the mimeograph, B&W TV, Caledonia Inc., Rockwell International, AMC, family farm, running boom, mullet, Elvis, Michael, George, Jackie, Lew, Austin, Earle, rotary phone, carburetor, American Band Stand, Dukes of Hazzard, Smokey..........
Saturday, August 01, 2009
Mommy and 2 yungins
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Wheel Jockey Endures Suffering and Equipment Issues
The handlebar thing was the issue that had me freaked. Of course, I could have abandoned and not done the ride as most rational folks would have elected. But in years past I've finished rides and even races on broken seat posts, flat tires, broken spokes, etc. I wasn't going to let a broken handlebar ruin 50 miles of pain, suffering and incessant headwinds. However, what freaked me was the nagging thought that the rest of the bars would break during one the descents off those HC climbs. We're talking about the total loss of control of 2 skinny wheels and nothing between my fat a**, rough pavement and rusty guardrail at over 40 mph!
Rode the first 30 off and on with a pack of 10-12 that kept dropping me and a couple of other chubbo's on the short stub climbs but waited at the tops for us. At the 30 there was a water stop but I left before the others knowing a long climb was ahead. Turned out they never caught me and I ended up riding the last 20 alone and actually felt pretty good. Well as good as any overaged, wrinkle butt, out of condition wheel jockey could feel.
HC = damn steep and long
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Friday, June 19, 2009
before and thereafter
Current condition. Paved drive. Wraparound porch. Studio. 3 bay, 2 story detached garage. Horse barn. Board fenced pasture. Lush gardens. Full windowed 2 storied familyroom overlooking creek gorge.
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Level 2 is a ferocious, short-legged anti-social canine that devours ankles just to hear the sweet music of human screams
Level 3 is a barn cat with a haunting yawl that badgers and coy dogs quiver over.
Level 4 makes Dirty Harry look like a sunday school teacher!
Monday, June 08, 2009
sushi and chips
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Testosterone kills
More back story. Driver male has 1/2 dozen citations for disorderly conduct and is a 2007 graduate of the criminal-justice program at a local college. This over juiced male might have become a law enforcer!! The 30 yo is an army vet. Bootcamp is nothing more than a juice enhancer.
Cause of deaths: OD'd on Testosterone.
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Monday, April 20, 2009
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Stupid is What Stupid Does
Local cop gets youtubed. Vid shows him at local bar, under influence of alcohol making graphic fun of homocide victim and his mother when she id'd him. Cop is white. Victim family is black. The racial element should be irrelevant to the story but in our culture of political correctness the issue is further amplified.
Top cop asks internal affairs head to look into. (There are many options here and guess which one is taken!!)
Internal affairs dude and youtubed cop track down owner of computer that uploaded the vid (IP address tracking makes it tough to hide). Except that vid owner was brother who just flew back to Austrailia where he lives. Computer brother alleges intimidation by internal affairs dude and youtube cop and was told he would be prosecuted for illegal wire tapping unless the vid was pulled. District attorney says NOT. Cops apparently don't realize that even if the vid is pulled that once on the www always on the www.
How can it get worse - it does!!
Top cop defends internal affairs cop for trying to save the image of the department. Too late!!
Mayor defends top cop and internal affairs cop. The mayor should be the one with the elite political savvy. Apparently not.
Cop on leave with pay.
There's more stupid here than fleas on a dingo.
Monday, April 13, 2009
Tuesday, April 07, 2009
Saturday, April 04, 2009
Spring Time in Erie - NOT
It can only be punishment for my own brainless being. Why would any sane being stay put!?............. Perhaps the promise of the impending summer months that will abruptly arrive and lull one back into the grand illusion.
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Piss Holes and Frozen Dumps
Equally scattered about are the dog dumps. The fresh steam has long since merged with the atmosphere, except of course this morning's contribution.
It seems the snow fall record for Erie will not be broken this season. No snow in the forecast and temps are continually edging up. Still impressive season with an official 141.7 inches making it #4 on the all time list. Only one storm of 8 inches from primo. Lots of piles for the spring time pissholes.