- it's another day of consciousness
- all the essential body organs appear to be working
- you're not a turkey
- the woman is a great cook
- you're a shameless, gluttonous ominivore
- there's fresh cranberry jelly sauce albeit garnished with BPA
- your visitors did the traveling
- the gravy has been strained and the bird stuffed
- Wegmans is open
- Thanksgiving falls on a Thursday
- Pepto Bismol is not on the banned substance list
- the chocolate cheese cake is chilling next to the Upland Brewing Co. wheat beer
- there's a drumstick whispering your name
- Prohibition is prohibited
- the remote batteries still have a charge
- the cocoa bean is the foundation of the food pyramid
- brussel spouts and turnip are nowhere near the food pyramid
- ......
