- stupid is ubiquitous
- people use the word ubiquitous
- someone came up with the word ubiquitous
- ubiquitous isn't spelled e-v-e-r-y-w-h-e-r-e
- dear abby has a job
- lima beans aren't on the banned substance list
- the food pyramid isn't sprinkled with chocolate jimmies in swirled whippy dip
- preparation H is called preparation H
- in a group of a 10 the dog only sniffs your crotch....front and rear
- we went to the moon....6 times
- corduroy went out of style
- corduroy was ever in style
- someone tossed out your vintage suede boots....and matching double knit leisure suit
- airline stewardess don't go postal
- cuff-links were invented
- suspenders are used
- an orange is called an orange
- given a choice of a bag of Hersey's kisses and a bag of Lay's Wrinkles you'll find a way to devour both....in the same early onset diabetic frenzy
- you believe the voice in the Garmin is going to someday reach out and bitch slap you for ignoring her
- there's lite beer
- twinkies aren't a national treasure and on the protected species list
- Ben and Jerry haven't won the Nobel Peace Prize
- why Nobel, the inventor of dynamite and other carnage devices, has a peace prize
- every Sports Illustrated isn't a swimsuit issue
- devout believers of the heavenly afterlife don't want to get there asap...like right now
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Ya, me too.
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