it might be the season if

• it's snowing and minus and my tractor sits in the barn with the mowing deck attached and the plow detached.  the tire chains are mia. 
• i get 11 emails a day from amazon touting their special free shipping seasons deals
• my sockless loafers are causing me piggy discomfort
• the hole in the sole of my left sockless loafer is causing me unusual pedi discomfort
• not one of a more than a dozen snow and ice scrapers can be found
• santa's helper has made dozens of visits to the mall with each getting lead story coverage by the local wxxx 
• it's dark when i go to the office and dark when i leave and more than murky at noon
• i spend the good part of the t-holiday hauling decorations from the barn, attic, garage and a myriad of closets to be put on display
• harry's law and csi get preempted by a cartoon holiday special
• i can't get "rump, pum pum, pum" out of my head
• it was a white-out on the way home last night
• others were impeding my travel by driving like it was white out
• the windshield washer fluid tank is empty
• the seat heater still fries my bacon 
• the cat  naps inside
• we've already received a dozen holiday cards
• my annual epistle has yet to be started
• there is an abundance of past year humankind folly to epistle about
• the woman just handed me the holiday day card list
• the gas fireplace burns with a loud "cha ching"
• the holiday lights shine with loud "cha ching"
• i thought i fixed the hole in the right index finger of my winter gloves
• water still freezes at 32 or less
• the squirrels are munching at the deluxe squirrel proof bird feeders
• orange blazers and adult bambi play hide n' seek
• mince meat pie beckons
• i've reluctantly gone to the winter belt hole which resides a couple to the right of the summer belt hole