DANG IT!!

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE7044F120110105

Pennsylvania police will supposedly stop issuing profanity citations.  The ACLU cites the free speech issue as the reason for such a law to be stupid and used the case of a female driver who screamed "ASSHOLE" to a motorcyclist who cut her off.  That alone is a hoot.  I love a woman who can dang with the best of us former construction workers.

My first impression when I read the Reuters news clip was what the f'ing are PA donut slingers wasting their time issuing citations for such bullcrap frivolty when there are outlaw bikers running wild on the PA turnpike.  (They issue about 750 a year!!) Then it dawned on my dumbass.  The next time some snot-nosed kid out with gramps laughs at my geriatric tumble on my mountain bike I'm making a citizens arrest.  Same for people that I simply find annoying.  You know the ones.  They take 14 items through the 15 or less express checkout lane and then write a check,  talk on their cell phone in the public rest room stall,  let their kids run and scream in the airport lounge while you're napping, order the specialty prepared burger in the drive thru, wave a terrible towel at a meaningless football game, drive 45 in a 45 zone,  want a taste of your chocolate deluxe after not ordering dessert of their own, and cutting hot women off with their motorcycles.  All profane examples of disrespectful behavior towards my highness.

DANG A**holes!!!