Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Tiger Woods, Ben Roethlisberger and Monsignor Smyth
walk into a mid Texas gentlemen's club to join Elliot Spitzer, John Edwards, Mark Sanford and Jessie James.
Actually these folks don't all belong in the same sentence together. Tiger had lots of women but they were all adults and knew he was married and they were all very hot. He did show signs of major stupid given that his arm candy at home was already 10+ on the babe scale. Same for Jessie. Why would one not be ankle humping Sandra 24/7 if given the chance.
Elliot paid a professional. That's a so what and she's taken her 15 minutes and run with them for more $.
Mark is another so what. He fell for an exotic amazon goddess but that hiking the AT excuse was never going to make it through the weekend.
John Edwards is an unusually perflexing case. He was running for president for crying out loud! His indiscretion is just stupid gone very, very stupid. And he got her pregnant. WTF. Stupid runneth over!
All stupid but nonetheless consenting adults with bouts of poor judgement.
Ben on the other hand belongs in a whole other grouping........scumbags who should be wearing a sign stating "cut on dotted line". He allegedly forces himself on drunk school girls........repeatedly. I have daughters and nieces of this age and I cringe that idiots of this moral turpitude still pack a set of warm testicles.
And the worst. Catholic priests that take advantage of young kids in their charge hopefully have a special hole in their biblical hell where ball-peened hammers are used rather than a dull serrated knives. Public castration is too good for these vultures.
Oh, and the grab a young boy butt scoutmasters have a reserved sludge pit right next to the white collared ones.
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Am with you on this one, let us hope they trade Ben to Moscow.....
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